im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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