But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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