You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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