She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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