Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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