Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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