We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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