Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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