In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
