90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
