Kiss
Puke
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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