she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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