there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
