There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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