did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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