He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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