your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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