only you would photoshop your dick
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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