Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
one might say we're banned from that church
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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