id be glad to
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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