can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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