let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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