the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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