i barfeds in our rink
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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