Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.