hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Will exercising make me less horny?
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