do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's always time for handjobs
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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