We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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