How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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