my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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