and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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