but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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