So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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