Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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