Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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