butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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