He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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