doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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