she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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