The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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