Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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