your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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