yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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