and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
