weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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