i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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