Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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