Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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