Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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