goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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