i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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