you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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