Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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