So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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