did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
