I don't think brook has ever known best
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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