so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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