The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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